Stewart -- Colbert -- 2008

God made pot, man made beer. Who do you trust?

All you need in this life is a sick mind and someone to share it with

Make Portland weirder!

I used to care--now I take a pill for that

Someone else for president

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts

Darwin isn't working fast enough

Do you follow JESUS this close?

Dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa